What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.