What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.