A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "