What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins