What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.