What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.