What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account