What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!