What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

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What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.