Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Prime Jokes More Prime Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Michael Jordan Jokes More Michael Jordan Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why are white girls odd?

Because they can't even!

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.