Prime Number Jokes

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

23 Jokes More 23 Jokes

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Prime Minister Jokes More Prime Minister Jokes

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM