Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Novocaine Jokes More Novocaine Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Dental Medication Jokes More Dental Medication Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Transcend Jokes More Transcend Jokes

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.