Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.