Novocaine Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Digit Jokes More Digit Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What is the scientific measurement for moistness?

Digits...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.