Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.