Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.