What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."