What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!