What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.