Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.