What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.