Make blonde jokes!
Batman can go out at night without Robin
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u
A good Friday
A: To the moovies.
They go Bar Hopping!...
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
Two brunettes and a red-head.
Gingervitus.
Brainwashing.