What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"