What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common?

I bang them both on my coffee table at night.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.