How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.