Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy??

A Spaghetto.

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop