Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What do you get when you're sick in Italy?

Pox Romana

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Why does time go by so fast in Italy?

Because every time you turn around you see a dago by.