Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Traffic Light Jokes More Traffic Light Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.