How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.