Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.