What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.