What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)