What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.