What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the blind, paraplegic kid get for his christmas?

cancer

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.