What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

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How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.