What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.