What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.