What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!