What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Where do ghosts live?

A: At the dead end.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

Support Group Jokes More Support Group Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!