Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.