Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

because they're not afraid of committing.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.