Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.