What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

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