Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What do you calls sushi in Serbia?

Nishikori

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.