Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Sushi Jokes More Sushi Jokes

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.