What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Rubbit.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives