What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)