What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day