What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Independence Day Jokes More Independence Day Jokes

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day