How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!