How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Sheepdog Jokes More Sheepdog Jokes

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Melon Collie Jokes More Melon Collie Jokes

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !