How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.