What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !