What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !