What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name