What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)