Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Motor Home Jokes More Motor Home Jokes

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home