How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.