How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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They are four ways you can lose your house!

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What do two Wrights make?

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.