How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.