What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.