Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese