Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

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How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

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Filet mignon

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What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!