Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!