Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What did the drowning number theorist say?

logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

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What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.