What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.