What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

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What did the icecream truck say to the hipster?

I was a food truck before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.