You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
My newt.
Because there was no point.
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)