You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
2 years of marriage.
There's a vas deferens.
Because there was no point.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
They look in the obituary
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
The answer may shock you.
She answers "My big toes".