What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade