What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Previous Random Joke Next

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no .

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.