Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!