Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Vietnam Jokes More Vietnam Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.