How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks