Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.