Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41