What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.