Gap Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Coverage Jokes More Coverage Jokes

Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.