Gap Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

Feminism Jokes More Feminism Jokes

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.