What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats green and flies?

Super Pickle

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.