What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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I have only my shelf to blame"

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Urine luck

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A Leper-Con

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.